Today’s Joke # 001
A man died and he got hell because of his deeds. He went there and saw that there is a different hell for every country.
He went to American Hell and asked how souls are tormented here. He was told – At first they make you sit on an electric chair for an hour and apply current. Then your bare body sleeps for an hour on a bed with sharp nails. Then comes the American monster who whips you all day long.
The man did not like the whole process and moved on. He went ahead and saw the hells of all the countries like Germany, Japanese, Australian etc. In all, the punishment was given in American Hell, almost the same kind of punishment was given to all the souls coming to Hell. Yes, depending on the seriousness of the sins committed on earth, there was definitely some shortage in time.
While roaming around, he finally reached Indian Hell. There he saw that thousands of miles long line of souls was waiting to enter Hell. Surprised, he asked that what kind of punishment is given to souls here, due to which there is such a long line? He was told that – At first they make you sit on an electric chair for an hour and apply current. Then your bare body sleeps for an hour on a bed with sharp nails. Then comes the Indian monster who whips you all day long.
He was even more surprised. He asked again – but the same punishment is there in the hells of America and all other countries also. There was no such crowd of people going inside.
Somebody piqued his curiosity – since it is in bad condition due to crowd, maintenance is very poor, electricity is not available so electric chair does not work, people have stolen the nails from the bed and the Indian flogging monster, Indian Those who have been in government service come, but after registering their presence in the attendance register, they go to the canteen.