PERVERT – BABAN CHAPTER 3
Agley din main utha. Dekha papa nahi hai. Main akeley so raha hoon. Main utha aur mummy ko dhoondne bahaar gaya to dekha mummy dadaji ko subah ka khanaa de rahi thi. Mujhe dekhkar boli : jao…. brush kar lo aur aakar khana khaalo.
Main: papa kahaan hai mummy?
Mummy: tumhare dadima ke paas hai. Jao brush karlo.
Main bathroom mein brush aur paste lekaar gayaa. Thoro der baad akar dadaji ke paas baith kar khana khane lagaa. Tabhi mujhe wk baat yaad aya aur maine dadaji se poocha…
Main: dadaji…..kal aap bathroom kyun nahi gaye?
Dadaji: matlab?
Main: kal mummy bathroom gayi thi to main bhi bahaar aya tha. Maine dekha aap bathroom ke bahaar khare hai. Lekin aap mummy ke nikal ne ka intezaar nahi kiye aur chale gaye phir main bhi wapas aa gaya.
Dadaji thora ghabra gaye aur boley: woh…..woh…asal mein…hua kya ke…..woh….mujhe kuvh kaam yaad aa gaya tha ton wapas chala gaya. Lekin beta…aap utni raat ko kyun uthe the? Aisa karna galat baat hoti hai. aapne yeh kisiko bataya to nahi na?
Main : nahi…kyun?
Dadaji: bataana bhi maat beta….varna mummy papa bahut gusaa karengey.
Main : ok….ab main aisa nahi karungaa.
Dadaji : good boy. Ab chalo khaa lo.
Thoro der baad main papa ke paas gaya. Papa dadima ke paas baithe thei. Ghar ke under hi kuch checkup ka machine lagaya huaa tha. Main papa ke godi mein jaakey baith gayaa. Thori der baad mummy bhi aayi.
Papa: pataa nahi….kya ho gaya Latika. Maa to thik thak thi…bus umaar ke wajah se kuch problems hoti thi par aise kaise jo gayaa? Aur maa itni jaldi itni patli kaise ho gayi? Maa ko dekhkar itna buraa lag raha hai ke kya bataau..
Mummy : chinta maat karo….sab thik ho jaegaa.
Thori der baad dadaji under aye aur dadaji ke sath ramesh dadu bhi under aye.
Ramesh : hello… dipankar…. morning bahu….morning rohan beta.
Papa: arey… dr. uncle aiye..aiye….baithiye.
Ramesh uncle dadima ko check karne lagey. Dadima sirf aankh bandh karke pari hui thi. Aur ramesh dadu check kar rahe thei. Phir Ramesh dadu boley…
Ramesh: dipu…ek baat ab bataa chahta hoon. Tumhare pitaji ko bhi main bataa raha tha ke ab inko hospital mein le janaa chahiye. Wahaan inka main aur acche se checkup kar paunga. Halaki zyada koi umeed nahi hai par try kar sakte hain.
Dadaji: haa…ramesh shayad tu ab sahi kehe raha hai. Dipu maine decide kiya hai tere maa ko ab hospital mein bhej diya jai. Yahan hikar bhi dekh kaisi halaat mein hai.
Papa : thik hai pitaji…jo aap thik samjhe.
Maine dekha papa ke manzoori se dadaji aur Ramesh dadu ne ek dusre ko dekha aur dono ke hi chehre pe thora haasi tha.
Mummy boli: aap chai lengey na ramesh uncle?
Ramesh: haan…beta…mil jaye toh accha hota.
Mummy : main abhi banaa kar lati hoon.
Mummy chali gayi. Ramesh dadu sab ko boley: accha dipu suno…mujhe tumhare pitaji se hospital le jaane ke baarein mein kuch jaruri baat karni hai….to kuch samay ke liye humey akela chor do. Rohan ko lekaar bahaar jaoge pls?
Papa: sure uncle….rohan beta chalo… yahan barein log zaruri baat karengey…come on.
Papa mujhe lekaar bahaar aa gayr aur dadaji ne darwaza bandh kar diya. Papa tv ke paas jakar news dekhne lagey aur main wahin apne ball se khelney lagaa. To kamre ke under se mujhey hasi ki awaz sunaai di. Main thora paas gaya to under se sunaai diya…
Dadaji: wahhhh….ramesh…tu to bahut intelligent nikla. Yahi to main chahta tha. Yeh musibaat ki dukaan ko yahan se hataana. Sali….hamesha murde ki taraah pari rehti hai. Isko jitna jaldi ho sakey hospital le jaa aur kuch hi dino main iska kaam khatam karde. Ab to mujhe nayi milne wali hai.
Ramesh: haah…bhai…tu chinta maat kar. Main sab samhal lunga. Kisko shaak to nahi hua ke isko zaher diya gaya hai?
Dadaji: pagaal hai kya? Mera beta ya bahu koi doctor thori hai ke kisiko shaq hoga? Sab samajhte hai ke attack ke wajaah se yeh halaat hai. Tu ab is musinaat ko yahaan se lekar jaa. Ab to is bistaar pe koi aur ayegi.
Ramesh: tu jo bolegaa…main sab karunga…bus mere saare raaz ko raaz rakhna bhaai varna faas jaunga is umaar mein.
Dadaji: tu to janta hai….jo mera saath deta hai main uska saath deta hu….jo mujhse takkar leta hai…main usko raste se hataa deta hu…is chakkar mein apne chotey bhai tak ko nahi chora to tu kyaa hai? Haan lekin tu isi tarah mera saath deta raha to tujhe fikaar karne ki koi baat nahi. Maal layaa?
Ramesh: haaa…woh dawaai na? Layaa…yeh le.
Dadaji : arey wahhhh…yeh hui na kuch baat.
Ramesh : aur bhi khush ho jaa..yeh waali powder pehle waalon se bhi bahut zyada strong hai. Bahut paisa dekaar intezam kiya hai. High doze ka hai yeh. Bahut zyada eksaat use mat karna. Sun isko kaise istemaal karna hai.
Dadaji: haa bol…
Ramesh: pehle thora thora karkey chaai ke saath, khaaney ke sath milataa rehena. Phir iska doze double kar dena….phir triple. Bas….utna hi kaafi hai.
Dadaji: kaam to karegaa naa?
Ramesh: arey mere dawai ke upaar shaq mat kar. Maine tujhe pehle jo powder diya tha usse hi aurtein pagaal ho jaati thi…. to soch….yeh powder to pehle se bhi bahut zyada strong hai. Soch iske istemaal se us haseena ka kya hoga….
Dadaji : ufffff… ab to aur intezaar nahi hota hai ramesh. Kaal jo sunaa…. jee kar raha tha tabhi usko utha ke kamre mein le jau.
Ramesh : kyu…kyun…aisa kya huaa re?
Dadaji : kaal raat ko chupke se usko dekh raha tha. To dekha uthkar bathroom gayi. Main bhi peeche peeche gayaa. Aur thori der baad woh paani ki dhaar nikal ne ki awaaz… hai….aurat ki choot se nikalte hue paani ki awaz mujhe kitna garaam kar deta hai tujhe kya bataau? Lekin……
Ramesh : lekin kya?
Dadaji: woh baccha….. salein ne mujhe bahaar uske maa ke bathroom ke bahaar dekh liya aur subaah mujhe poochta hai ke aap wahaan kyun khare thei?
Ramesh: arey woh chota sa baccha hai. Woh to teri haat ki mail hai.
Dadaji: woh to pataa hai….lekin aab agey mere plan ko success karne ke liye maa ko bacche se alaag karna paregaa.
Ramesh : woh to asaan hai. Sun apna kaan idhar laa.
Thori der ekdum shanti phir dadaji ki awaz sunai di.
Dadaji: arey waah…ramesh tu to bahut samjhdar hai.
Ramesh : kal se hi yeh shuru kar de.
Dadaji: haan…. chal ab jaldi se is pareshani ko hospital lekaar jaa…..
Ramesh : haan…main abhi hospital phone karta hoon… bhabi ko lekaar jayegnge ambulance aakar.
Main sab sunaa…..par kuch samjh nahi paya. Kaisa pareshaani? Kaisa musibaat? Kaisa powder? Kya boley wih log kuch nahi samjha….aur us umaar mein samjhta bhi kaise…? Isiliye to jo nahi hona chaiye tha woh…..
Usdin dopaher ko ambulance akaar dadimaa ko lekaar gayi. Papa aur dadaji bhi saath gaye. 1 ghante baad laut aye. Ghar mein se jaise koi aachhai gayaab ho gaayi. Aab jo hone wala tha woh bahut khatarnak thaa.
Raat ke dinner ke baad thori der dadaji ke saath walking kiya phir soney chale gaye. Raat ko kitne baajey the pataa nahi par bahut raat thi. Bahar kutte
bhowk rahe the. Mujhe zor ki susu aayi thi. Maine socha ke mummy ko bulaau par mummy papa dono hi gehri neend mein thei to socha sahaas karkey pehlibaar khud hi jataa hu. To main neeche utarke bahaar aa gaya. Balcony mein bahut sundaar hawaa behein raha tha. Main agey bathroom ke taraf chalne lagaa. Jab main darwin room cross karkey bathroom ke taraaf bar rahaa tha to dadaji ke kamre se kuch awaz ayi. Main ruk gaya. Tabhi phir se awaz ayi aaaahhhhhhh. Koi aurat ki awaz thi. Main bathroom jaane ke badle dadaji ke kamre ke paas aya yeh dekhne ke main sach mein koi awaz sunaa ya wahem tha. Lekin jab dadji ke kamre ke bahut paas ayaa to phir se ek aurat ki awaz aayi ahhhhhh sssshhhhh malik…….
Mujhe yeh awaz jaana pehechana lagaa. Yeh to champa masi ki awaz hai. To kya masi under hai? Tabhi dadaji ki awaz aayi : aahhh champa rani……kitne diin baad aise araam se tujhe akeley mein pyaar karne ka mauka mila.
Champa: haan malik….apki us biwi ke hote hue hum thik se mil bhi nahi paate the.
Dadaji: isiliye to usko hataa diya is ghar se. Ab hum araam se maza kar payengey….yeh le…..
Champa : ahhhhhh….ahhhh…haaaiiii….aahhhhh…malik aap to mujhe pagaal kar dogey…ahhhh…shaadi ke baad se mere us namard pati ke sath sokey meri zindagi kharaap ho gayi thi…accha huaa..aapne us din mujhe jabardasti….se ahhhhhhh choda.. tha…varnaa aaj bhi us namard ke saath sokar zindagi kaat rahi hoti meri…ahhhhh
Dadaji: accha hua tere pati ko bahaar kaam pe bhej diya…aab woh saher me rehta hai aur yahaan main tujhe samhal ta hun…ahhhhh…kya chis hai tu ahhhhh…..jab se chandu ki bahu ban kar ayi hai…apne sasur se zyada mera dhyaan rakhti hai.
Champa : ahhhh….kyun na rakkhu….ahhh…aap bhi mera khyal rakhte ho…..ahhhhhhhh…..accha hua oh buddhi ko hospital me daal diya. Uske hote hue aap main thik se maza nahi kar pate the.
Dadaji: sahi kahan… sali mujhe kuch karne hi nahi deti thi. Tere saath thik se maza bhi nahi kar pati thi.
Champa: haan….. hum pe shaaq ho gaya tha aap ki biwi ko.
Dadaji: sirf shaq nahi…. saali ne tujhe aur mujhe pyaar karte hue dekh bhi liya tha. Isi liye to sali ko dawai dekar bimaar kar diya…. saali apne aapko bahut chalaak samajhti thi. Sochi thi mujhse bachkar apne bete ke paas chali jayegi… aur mere barein mein usko sab bata degi. par usse pehle hi uski halat kharap kar di.
Champa : haan….maine saali ki chaai me aapka diya hua woh zaher har din milaata raha aur saali har din bimaar hoti rahi. Aur ab to saali jaldi upar chali jayegi. Ab aapka aur mera rasta saaf hai. Uffff…. kitne dino se aapse pyaar nahi mila. Mere namard pati… sala kuch nahi kar pata tha. Isliye to apni jawani aapko de di. Aap is umar me bhi mujhe jo mazaa dete hai woh to mera pati saat janam me bhi nahi de payega.
Dadaji : arey chinta maat kar raani….. tujhko to ab har roz maza dunga.
Champa: lekin… aabhi to aapki bahu aur beta aye hue hai. Isiliye subah hum mil nahi sakte.
Dadaji: arey…. tu kya mujhe buddhu samjhti hai. Mai subir hoon…. na jaane kitne criminals ko chakma diiya hai aur yeh to mera khud ka beta hai. Isko main acche se janta hoon bhola hai bechara. Lekin pareshani hai meri bahu ko lekar. Jitni khubsurat hai utni hi smart bhi hai.
Champa : sahi kahaan sahab…. aapki bahu hai bahut khubsurat. Main aurat hokar bhi apki bahu ki khubsurti ko mehsoos karke uttejit ho jataa hoon. Jee karta hai aapki bahu ko…. uffffff maf karna malik…. apki bahu ke baarein mein ulta fulta bol raha hu…
Dadaji : arey nahi re pagli…. tu bilkul sahi hai. Sali hai hi husn ki raani. Uffff… kya roop hai, kya jism hai…. mere bete ki patni hai par phir bhi ussko gandi nazar se dekhta hoon main.
Champa: sach mein malik…. aapki bete ki patni hai to roop ki raani. Lekin…. unke hote hue aap aur main maza kaise karengey? Woh apki buddhi biwi ek raste ka kanta thi….usko humne milkey raste se hataa diya…lekin ab is naye pareshani ka kya karein? Ab to aapki bahu humare raste ka kanta hai.
Dadaji ne jo bola tha aaj bhi mujhe yaad hai. Kabhi nahi bhool sakta us baat ko. Dadaji boley…….
Dadaji: jisko tu raste ke kanta samajh rahi hai agaar usko hi main apne agey chalne ka rasta banaa lu toh?
Champa: matlab malik?
Dadaji: matlab? Matlab jisko tu pareshani samajh rahi hai usko hi main humare saath milaa lu toh?
Champa : matlab…. aap bol rahe hai ki aapki bahu humare saath….?
Dadaji : haaa……
Champa : lekin kaise malik?
Dadaji: uski fikaar tu maat kar meri raani…. main jo jo bolunga… woh tu karegi?
Champa: arey…. aapke sath milkar aapki patni ko raste se hataa diya… yeh to kuch bhi nahi. Aap jaisa bolengey waisa karungi. Bas… aab apse dur nahi raha jata.
Dadaji : ohhhh… champa…. yeh le…. yeh sali….
Champa: ahhhh… ahhhh.. ahhhhh.. ahhhhh.. jor se… jor se malik….. aur jor se….. chodo malik…. chodo….
Dadaji : yeh le sali…. bas…. main jo bolunga woh karti jaa…. to dekhna….. maine itne din se jo plan banaya hai usko safal hone se koi nahi rok paega.
Champa: aap jo bologe sab karungaaaahhh….. ahhhhhh… bas aap bolo kya karnaa hai.
Dadaji: tujhe ek powder dungaa…. usey kaal bahu ke chai pe thora sa mila dena. Bus thora saa…
Champa: phir se powder???
Dadaji: arey… yeh powder pehle wala nahi hai. Woh to meri biwi ko marne ka zaher thaa…. yeh walaa powder mere pyaari baahu ko apne saath milaane ke liye hai. Iske khaney se teri choti malkin dhire dhire mere paas aa jaigi…. phir tu main woh meri bahu…. samjhi?
Champa: accha….. thik hai…. malik
Dadaji: aur zarurat pari to khud bhi thori le lena…..
Champa: mujhe zaruray nahi maalik…main to jab se aapke saath pehlibaar soyi hu tab se aapke liye pyaasi hu…. is ghar mein shaadi hokar aane ke baad hi pata chal gaya tha mere pati ka lund itna chota hai ke…. pucho maat…..kisi tarah uske sath zindagi kat rahi thi….lekin aap jis tarah mujhe delhte the ussey mujhey aap pe shaq hota tha. Lekin usdin mera shaq haqiqat mein badaal gaya. Maine usdin aap ko bahaar se dekh liya tha jab aap chupke se mujhe dekh rahe thei. Pehle to socha tha ke sasur ji ko bataa du….yahan nahi rehna….phir socha aap malik hai aur mere sasur to aapka naukar….. kuvh bhi nahi kar payenge woh….lekin agle din jab aap phir se mujhe chupke se dekh rahe the to muhe gussa aa gaya. Lekin Shaam ko chai dete waqt main jab aapke kamre ke paas gaya toh pehlibaar maine aapka yeh lund dekha. Aapke haat mein mera ek blouse tha aur aap us blouse ko apne lund ke upar ragar rahe thei.
Dadaji: haan….tu chad pe apna kapre sukhane deti thi….to wahan se tera ek blouse lekar aya tha.
Champa: haan…..lekin us din us lund ko dekhkar main pata nahi kyun apne aap ko rok nahi paayi. Apne pati ka woh chota sa nunnu ko lekar main pareshan ho chuki thi par pehlibaar aapka woh lund ko dekhkar mero to halat hi kharap ho gayi. Pata nahi kab khud ke sath khelne lagi thi main aapko dekhte hue. Lekin …. aapne bhi mujhe dekh liya aur main pakri gayi.
Dadaji: tu to bhaag rahi thi….main peechey se tujhe pakar liya aur jabardasti utha ke kamre mein lekar aya….saali…..khud to mere lund ko dekhkar apni chuchian dabaa rahi thi….lekin maine jab tujhe uthaa kar layaa to pavitra hine ka nataak kyun kar rahi thi? Kya bil rahi thi? Mujhe chor dijiye malik….main
shadishuda hoon…mera paati hai….mujhe jaane dijiye….aone aap ko pavitra dikhana chati thi…saali…isi liye to mujhe gussa aa gaya….tujhe uthake bistar pe le jaake tujhe usdin jamkar choda. Accha hua us samay meri biwi apne bete ke paas rehne ke liye gayi thi. Isiliye to araam se tujhe choda. Pehle to chilla rahi thi….phir maza to tujhko bhi ho raha tha….saali phir bhi chor dene ko kyun bol rahi thi?
Champa: woh….aap mard nahi samjhenge… yeh aurton ki apni baat hai….hum under se kitna bhi uttejit kyun naa ho par bahaar se hume aone aapko saaf dikhana parta hai…
Dadaji : arey jawani mein aise saaf sutre aurat ke bahut maze liya hai maine….isiliye to teri chorne ki bheek mangne ke baaton se bhi tujhe nahi chora….aur aakhir tu bhi maza lene lagi….yaad hai kaise tu mere upar baithke mujhe chod rahi thi. Ajaa….aab waise hi aab tu mujhe chod meri raani….
Phir kuch samay tak sab chup chap. Wapas thori der baad dadaji aur chamoa masi ka eksath aahhhhhhhh awaz aya.
Dadaji : haan…..baith….ab aone malik ko khus kar.
Champa: ahhh….malik….yeh lijiye ahhh…ahhhb….
Uffff bapre kitna baraa hai….aapki woh raseeli bahu yeh kaise le payegi….. koi baat nahi….aap usko bhi mere tarah…..iski adaat daal dogey….uske baad woh bhi is tagre lund ko lene ke liye hamesha tarpegi….aap fikar maat karo….aapki bahu ko aapke bistar pe laane ki zimmedari ab meri…uske chaai mein roz yeh milati rahungi.
Dadaji: nahi…. sirf chai me nahi….. har khaney ki chis mein…. par thora thora karkey….aur raat ko zyada milanaa….
Champa: thik hai maalik. Aap jo bolo.
Dadaji: bus….. mera sath deti rahe… main tujhe tere us paati se bhi chutakara dila dungaa….. fir tu puri taraah meri ho jayegi… tujhe itna maal dungaa ke kabhi khatam nahi hoga…..aur main tujhe sukh bhi dunga meri raani…
Champa : ohhhh…. malik….
Dadaji: yeh le saali… kutiya…. yeh le… aur le….
Champa: ahhhhhhhh…. ahhhh….
Dadaji: ahistey saaali…… itna chilla mat….
Champa : kya karun sahaab… aapka danda to kisi ghorey ke danda jaisaa hai…. ahhhhhhhh…. na chahte hue bhi cheek nijlkal jati hai…. ahhhhhhhh….
Dadaji: maza aa raha hai na….
Champa: bahut…. malik bahut….. kahaa aap…. aur kahaan mera woh namard paati… ahhhhhh
Mujhe kuch bhi nahi samajh ayaa….. champa masi chrekh kyun rahi thi? Aur dadaji kis buddhi ki baat kar rahe thei? Lekin……. jab tak samjha…… tab bahut der ho chuki thi…Sunday
Special
KHEL KI SHURUAAT
Zindagi bhi kitni ajeeb hoti hai. Kabhi khusi aati hai to kabhi gum…. lekin kabhi kabhi kuch aise situation bhi ataa hai ke aap samjh nahi patey… aur aapke peechey puri zindagi badaal jati hai. Mere aur papa ke saath bhi kuch aisa hi huaa. Us raat ke baad subah hui. Subah ke 11 baj rahe thei. Papa aur dadaji hospital gaye the. Mummy tv dekh rahi thi. Aur main sirion ke paas ball se khel rahaa tha. Ball ko upaar fek rahaa tha aur ball wapas sirion se utarkar mere paas aa raha tha. Tabhi bahaar se kisi auraat ki awaz sunaai di… champaa….. arey woh champa… kahaan gayi? Maine siri ke paas ki khirki ss dekha ek auraat lagbhag mummy ke umaar ki under khaari hokar champa aunty ko bula rahi thi. Tabhi champa aunty aayi aur unse baat karne lagi. Main khelney lagaa. Tabhi mera ball ko jab pakaar ne gayaa toh woh mere haaton se fisaal kar neeche chala gaya. To main bhi neeche aa gaya. Main ball lekar wapas jaa raha tha ke tabhi un dono ki baatein sunaai di.
Champa: arey….. kamla didi… aao
Kamla: arey…. do din se mere wahaan nahi aayi…. nahi talaab ke paas aayi… to maine socha ekbaar tujhe milta chalu…. kya re? Aayi kyun nahi.? Koi nayaa mil gaya kya maze lene ke liye?
Champa: arey… dhat…. aap bhi na…. woh bare sahab ki patni bahut bimaar thi to nahi aa payi.
Kamla: tere bare sahaab ki patni bimaar ho ya marr gayi ho usse tujhe kya? Sach sach bol kyun nahi aayi? Dekh main tujhe acche se janti hun… jarur koi baat hai.
Champa: ab tumse kya chupana… asal mein.. bari malkin ki khabar sunkaar unke bete bahu aur pota aye bue hai. To kaam bar gaya hai…. isliye nahi aa paayi.. varnaa aap ke ghar naa aau to mujhe bhi chain kahaan mila hai didi?
Kamla: tabhi main sochu… saali tu aa kyun nahi rahi hai…. jo tu humare aurton ki jhund ki sabse sundar hai… aur meri khaas chis….. woh kyun nahi aa rahi hai…. tere bina mehfil jam hi nahi rahi hai….. woh sujata, bimla tere liye taraas rahi hai ke kab chmapa ayegi aur hum sab aurtein eksath ekdusre ke saath masti karengey. Tu to janti hai….tera mera aur unke pati yaah to namard hai yaah phir koi bahaar kaam karta hai…. isiliye to hum sab aurtein ek saath ek dusre ke sath maza karte hain. Aur tu to hum me se sabse sundar hai…. tere bina maza hi nahi ataa….
Champa: main kya sundar hu…. humare bare sahaab ki bahu ko aapne dekha hi nahi…. woh to pari hai pari. Uffff… kya sharir hai latika didi ka. Ek chotey bacche ki maa hai par kaun bolega uska baccha hai? Kya roop, kya rang aur khaas kar ke unkey do barein barein chuchiya…. main aurat hokar bhi unke liye hawas bar rahi hai.
Kamla: kya bol rahi hai? Mujhse bhi barein?
Yeh bolkey kamla apne chuchion ko pakar ke champa masi ko dikhaya.
Champa: arey didi…. apke chuchiya bari hai par latak gaye hai…. lekin Latika didi ke chuchiya ufff… abhi bhi purey kharey hai. Ekdum kharey.
Kamla: ufffff… kya bol rahi hai….. maine teri latika didi ko dekha nahi hai par abhi se uske liye hawas barti jaa rahi hai. Aisi aurat ke sath chuchiya ragarne ka maza hi alaag hota hai. Ufffff… sali kitni raseeli hogi. Ek kaam karna…. teri chotey malkin ko bhi humare addey pe lekar anaa….. hum sab uske saath bhi masti karengey.
Champa: arey kya baat kar rahi ho didi…. woh kya humari taraah gareeb hai kya? Bare ghar ki aurat hai… is ghar ki choti malkin…. woh kyun hum jaisi mamuli aurton ke. Saath bistar garaam karegi?
Kamla: arey kamla kuch to kar….tere muh se us randi ki baat sunmar hi mera nedche gila ho gayaa hai…. tu to janti hai…. aurat ke liye mera hawas mard se bhi zyada hai…. kuch kar champa…. tere us malkin ko mere liye intezaam karde…. tere malkin ke un barein chuchion ko chusne ka mann kar raha hai.
Champa: accha… accha thik hai… lekin uske liye paise lagengey.
Kamla: arey…. tu usko raazi to karwa…. tu jitna bolegi main dungi. Mere pati ke paas paisa hai par lund mein dum nahi.
Champa : thik hai…. main dekhti hu…. waise bhi mere paas ab aisi chis hai jisse woh saali mere haaton mein aa jayegi.
Kamla: accha.. !!? Kaisi chis?
Champa : tumhe aam khaney se matlab ya gutliaa gin ne se? Tum bas aam khao….. main kuch karti hu
Kamla: ekbaar us sali latika ko kisi tarah razi karwa…. phir teri us ameer malkin ko apne chotey se ghar lekaar bhi jaungi…. aur sujata, bimla main aur tu milkey saali ko aisa maza dengey… ke khud se hi himare paas aayegi.
Champa: abhi aap jao… main jab tak na bolu tabtak mat anaa. Main khabar bhejungi ke kaam hi gaya hai aur haan mere paise ka intejam karke rakhna.
Kamla chali gayi. Main bhi upar aa gaya. Sarein baatein sar ke upaar se nikaal gaya aur khelney me kho gaya. Mujhey kya pata tha ke woh log meri z
indagi ko barbaad karne ke batein hi discusse kar rahe thei. Thori der baad papa aur dadaji laut aye. To mummy ne socha unke liye chaai banakar laayegi. Par usse pehle hi champa masi sab ke liye chaai banakar le aayi. Pehle dadaji ko chai diya, phir papa ko aur aakhir mein mummy ko. Mummy ke chai dene ke baad champa masi ne dadaji ke taraf dekha aur mummy ke chai ke cup ke taraf ishara kiya aur muskurayai. Dadaji bhi halka muskurake usey jaane ko bola. Champa masi mere liye complan banakar laayi thi main woh peeney laga. Phir dopahar hui. Mummy ne pehle mujhey snaan karawa phir khud gayi. Papa tab neeche ke bathroom mein gaye the. Dadaji toh subaah hi nahaa lete thei. Dopahar ke khane ke baad main dadaji ke kamre mein dadaji ke saath khel rahaa tha. Thori der baaad mummy aayi aur kahaan…
Mummy: bahut hua beta.. aab chalo… sone ka time ho gaya hai.
Main: nahin… mummy….. mujhse aur thora khelna hai dadaji ke sath.
Mummy : nahiii….. chalo…. good boy chalo.
Main mummy ke saath jaa raha tha to dadaji mummy ko boley: bahu….
Mummy: jee babuji?
Dadaji: ek baat kehni thi… matlab kaise bolu… samajh nahi aa raha hai.
Mummy : arey… aap itna sankoch kyun kar rahe hai? Boliye naa.
Dadaji: asal mein ab to main yahaan akela ho gaya. Pehle tumhari saas mere saath thi par ab to woh hospital mein aur main yahaan akela. To main soch raha tha ke agaar raat ko rohan mere saath soney lagey to kamse kam mera akelapan kam hoga. Agaar tumko buraa na lagey to.
Mummy : arey ismein buraa manne wali kaunsi baat hai? Dadaji potey ke saath sona chahte hai…yeh to normaal baat hai… aur waise bhi aabhi aapko akeley nahi rehna chahiye. Theek hai… main raat ko abse rohan ko aapke paas de jaungi. Beta…… abse raat ko aap dadaji ke saath soyengey…. dadaji aapko kahaani bataengey….
Main : yesss… main dadaji ke saath soungaa..
Main aur mummy humare kaamre mein aa gaye. Papa magazine par rahe thei. Mummy ne papa ko sari baat batayi.
Papa: yeh accha kiya tumne haa kardi. Papa waise to bahut strong hai par i think ab unko is samay akeley nahi rehne dena chaiye. Rihan unke paas hoga toh unko bhi accha lagega.
Thori der baad main papa mummy so gaye. Kab tak soya tha pata nahi. Achanak mujhe lagaa kisine mere body ke upar bhaari kuch rakh diya hai. To meri neend khul gayi. Maine dekha mummy ka rk pair mere body ke upar tha. Mummy ke dono pair maxi ke bahaar thei. Lekin ajeeb baat yeh thi ki mummy so rahi thi par man mein kuch bol rahi thi aur bar bar angraai le rahi thi…. aur dhire dhire ahhhh… ummmmmm….. ssshhhhh.. ufffff aisi awazein nikal rahi thi. Maine mummy ko bulaya mummy… mummy par mummy gehri meend mein thi par ab mummy aur jor se angraai lene lagi. Dono haaton se sar ka pillow pakar ke ahhhhhh…. sshhhhhh… uffffff… ummmm aisi awazein nikal ne lagi.
Phir mummy sotey hue hi apne honton ke upar apni ungliaan firaane lagi…. aur hasne lagi…. mummy ke aakh bandh the par chrhre pe muskaan thi. Phir mummy mere taraaf mur gayi aur mere paas jo takia tha usko kaske dono pairon me beech lekar kaske pakar liya aur ummmmmmm…. ahhhh karne lagi. Insaab mein mummy ka maxi bahut upar uth chuka tha…. matlab lagbhag pura pair bahaar tha. Lekin ab mummy ne khud hi apne haat se apni maxi ko puraa kamar tak utha liya aur aur kaske us takiye ko dono oairon ke beech lekar so gayi. Mujhe lagaa yrh kya hua? Mummy to pehle kabhi aisa nahi kiya to aaj kya hua? Lekin tabhi meri nazar khirki ke taraaf gayaa. Wahaan koi tha kya? Mujhe lagaa koi thaa. Tabhi maine dekha darwaze ke paas se koi jaldi se guzaar gaya. Parda honey ke karaan kaun tha samajh nahi payaa par ek chis maine notice ki thi. Aaj bhi us ke haat mein woh dandaa tha aur woh danda bahut hil raha tha.